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believe it or not, in the province of New Brunswick, shank does not mean stab in prison slang, it means to de-pant someone, or pants someone. imagine my surprise when i heard the soccer team was shanking all the freshmans. this is surprisingly a very widely used and understodd term
-(first person)"dude im gonna shank you in front of your girlf friend"
-(second person)"i swear to god if you do, im gonna shank you in the middle of a crowd."
-(third person)" omg those guys are gonna stab each otehr, wtf why am i here."
-(second person)"i swear to god if you do, im gonna shank you in the middle of a crowd."
-(third person)" omg those guys are gonna stab each otehr, wtf why am i here."
by vallada November 16, 2009
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-"DUDE!!! Thats my fiancé!"
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- " Well ok, but she's not a slut anymore."
-" I'm just sayin.'"
by vallada November 24, 2009
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by vallada September 10, 2010
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by vallada September 11, 2010
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