12 definitions by Vallada

The irrefutable way to diffuse any situation. Saying "I'm just sayin'" is to be used immediately after a burn, or after a distasteful opinion is given. There is no response to "I'm just sayin'," that cant be followed up with another "I'm just sayin'"

with the proper use of this tool, it is possible to deliver a rude comment or burn and have it bounce off simply as an opinion disguised as an objective opinion, and who can argue with you over an opinion that you dont apparently support.

Receiving a friction burn usually associated by rubbing the arm with both hands in opposite directions, but done to a male erection during a hand job.

The place you go to practice shooting apples off of people heads. a combination of the words orchard + archery.
practicing at an orchery is highly recommended before actually trying to shoot an apple of a live persons head

The sexual favor where the handle of a large feather duster is shoved up the ass resembling a peacock

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.