double waste race

running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren't sure if you're going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. This is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.
- " OMG, i gotta go!!!"
- " woah whats wrong?"
- " double waste race!"
- " oh god no, I'll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!"
- " HURRY!"
by vallada November 26, 2009
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dynamite
used in msn. no particular reson but looks funny
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Buffalo Wingman

The friend you bring along to bars specifically to distract the over protective fat chick while you get with the hot girl. He comes with because he is either attracted to fatties, or has no self esteem.
Sounds like you need a Buffalo Wingman, call Danny.
by vallada September 10, 2010
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Gran-Bot

An old women who rides a motorized chair or scooter or rascal.
My Grandma has evolved to Gran-Bot with the arrival of her new power chair.
by vallada October 12, 2010
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Indian Job

Receiving a friction burn usually associated by rubbing the arm with both hands in opposite directions, but done to a male erection during a hand job.
-"Damn dude, my girl was givin' me a hand job and her hands where like sand paper, my dick feels like it's on fire!"

-"Sounds like she gave you an Indian Job."
by Vallada March 03, 2009
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