(n). A person who owns a newsstand and sells nasty magazines in shrink wrapped 3 packs. Usually only the top magazine is in color.
Bro, the fuckbookies sold me these magazines and all the girls have hemorrhoids and bullet wounds! I can't keep off to these!
I can!
I can!
by Vagpecker October 08, 2023
Person 1. Bro, I know you were with someone from the LGBTQ+V community last night because of the tree ring stains on your pants!
Person 2. Yea bro,a vagpecker railed me, I have blood and gizz dripping out of my balloon knot!
Person 2. Yea bro,a vagpecker railed me, I have blood and gizz dripping out of my balloon knot!
by Vagpecker October 08, 2023
(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.
Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.
Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!
Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!
by Vagpecker October 08, 2023
A prostitute that work either the Lincoln or Holland tunnels on the Manhattan side who are frequented by drunk Jersey idiots.
Bro, I was out having a smoke outside the Westside Storage Yard where I saw some Jersey guy crying because the Tunnelbunnys snatched his wallet when she was milking him!
by Vagpecker October 08, 2023
A vagpecker is a specific sexual orientation to which your are attracted to, or are a person who has both a vagina and penis much larger than a garden variety hermaphrodite.
Dude, I was in the bathroom taking a piss and a vagpecker next to me squirted some syrup out of his mangina on the floor! No shit? Yuppers!
by Vagpecker October 07, 2023