Vagpecker 's definitions
(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.
Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.
Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!
Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!
by Vagpecker October 8, 2023
Get the vagopenismug. A vagpecker is a specific sexual orientation to which your are attracted to, or are a person who has both a vagina and penis much larger than a garden variety hermaphrodite.
Dude, I was in the bathroom taking a piss and a vagpecker next to me squirted some syrup out of his mangina on the floor! No shit? Yuppers!
by Vagpecker October 7, 2023
Get the vagpeckermug. Person 1. Bro, I know you were with someone from the LGBTQ+V community last night because of the tree ring stains on your pants!
Person 2. Yea bro,a vagpecker railed me, I have blood and gizz dripping out of my balloon knot!
Person 2. Yea bro,a vagpecker railed me, I have blood and gizz dripping out of my balloon knot!
by Vagpecker October 8, 2023
Get the LGBTQ+Vmug. (n). A person who owns a newsstand and sells nasty magazines in shrink wrapped 3 packs. Usually only the top magazine is in color.
Bro, the fuckbookies sold me these magazines and all the girls have hemorrhoids and bullet wounds! I can't keep off to these!
I can!
I can!
by Vagpecker October 8, 2023
Get the fuckbookiesmug. A prostitute that work either the Lincoln or Holland tunnels on the Manhattan side who are frequented by drunk Jersey idiots.
Bro, I was out having a smoke outside the Westside Storage Yard where I saw some Jersey guy crying because the Tunnelbunnys snatched his wallet when she was milking him!
by Vagpecker October 8, 2023
Get the tunnelbunnysmug.