schwag fag

A low life homosexual male that will perform sexual acts for any kind of marijuana much like a female "crack ho"
Man i met a schwag fag at the bar last night that was jonesin so bad he wanted to blow me for a nugget!!!
by vinny125125 November 25, 2009
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phallonometer

A tool for measuring ones too or (phallus)!!! Which is ones penis!
Scott and I measured each others cocks with a ruler but the broke out the phallonometer and i beat him by a quarter inch!!! 6.75 inches of throbbin cock!!!
by vinny125125 September 09, 2010
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andyhandycandy

A mans cock being in close proximity to andy dick!!!
I was at the bar last night and I was lettin my andyhandycandy hangout!!!!
by vinny125125 January 26, 2010
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mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!
by vinny125125 September 09, 2010
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meat curtains

Excessively large pussy lips that tend to be attached to a pussy thats been used extensively for mass fuckings, gang bangs, or excessively large didlo insertions that resemble curtains hanging from a window!!!
Yo that bitch last night had some meat curtains on her I could have used them as a blanket after i got done tearin that shit up!!!
by vinny125125 August 31, 2010
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raisin rubbing

Femal masturbation or stimulation of the clit (raisin)
I caught my girlfriend raisin rubbing to lesbian porn!!! It was hott!!!
by vinny125125 June 28, 2011
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AINTTAINT

The exclanation that your wife or girlfriend uses when you inadvertently (possibly accidentally) slip your cock in her ass while fucking!!!
Hey becarefule Tom that ainttaint its my asshole!!!
by vinny125125 August 28, 2010
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