by VAKI5 May 17, 2005
Trying too hard to be artistic; an overly strong interest in appearing to be aesthetically aware.
From a lyrical marriage of the words "art" (creative or imaginative activity such as painting or poetry) and "fart" (expelling gas). The implication is that the art (or person) in question is no more than a glorified fart.
From a lyrical marriage of the words "art" (creative or imaginative activity such as painting or poetry) and "fart" (expelling gas). The implication is that the art (or person) in question is no more than a glorified fart.
I don't like his paintings - they're a little bit too artsy fartsy.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
Someone who is so stupid, annoying, or just plain retarded she might as well be whacked by a hitman to put her out of her misery.
by VAKI5 August 18, 2003
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A pool (pocket billiards) term. The foul committed when the cue ball is struck twice. Specifically when that first little touch is followed by a reflexive jab at the cue ball. This is a portmanteau word that is, a word carrying two meanings. The stroke is a jabitzer; the cueist is also a jabitzer.
That was a jabitzer, DeWayne. Ball in hand.
by VAKI5 May 08, 2005
It was wankiest film I've seen all year and to think I wasted $5 on a ticket and 3 hours of my life.
by VAKI5 May 07, 2005