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Go Home, Dad! An exclamation uttered in response to a male, upwards of 30 years old, who posts photographs of himself online kitted out in brand new conspicuously labelled clothing - often of a single brand. The look on a GHD's face suggests that he's sure everyone else will be as impressed as he is with his 'unique', gaudily-hued trainers. He hides a receding hairline or baldness under a backwards cap. One suspects he is the father to a toddler, and that his wife took the photo. The picture is normally taken in either his sterile apartment (single-dad version), or in front of the generic wall décor that his wife purchased from a local big-box store. If the couch is in frame, it has karate-chopped throw-pillows on it. GHDs lack the requisite self-awareness to feel ashamed of their desperation, which perpetuates their behaviour.
Ewww, look at that GHD - he's wearing Nike from head to toe!
by UrbanDictionaryBish June 1, 2021
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