Urban pervert's definitions

jizm

semen. The stuff that comes out of your penis during a cum shot.

Britney Spears was found unconscious and covered with jizm all over her naked body.

by urban pervert February 17, 2003

cream pie

A phrase used by the adult world to describe a vagina or anus that is soaked with cum, or semen. Pornography thich contains sexual scenes involving cum-drenched vaginas and/or anuses.

Most sites which claim to have creampie porn are either pay-sites, or bullshit sites which sprout gay porn pop-up links.

by urban pervert July 1, 2006

deep penetration

A phrase used by the porn(adult entertainment) industry to describe the male penis fully entering the woman's vagina or anus during sexual intercourse. Very interesting to watch over and over again ;^B.

Damn! That bitch got some serious deep penetration by black dick!

by urban pervert February 8, 2003

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 10, 2003

better than pie

Pussy is better than pie. :^D

by urban pervert June 5, 2003

lay the pipe

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

by urban pervert April 29, 2003

headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

by urban pervert December 9, 2003