Definitions by Urban pervert

lay the pipe 

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

lay the pipe by urban pervert April 29, 2003

erection 

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.

Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.

erection by urban pervert April 25, 2003

stiffy 

An erection.

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.

stiffy by urban pervert April 25, 2003

pop the cherry 

To break the hymen, or skin barrier covering a woman's vagina, typically with a pointed object such as the penis.

She bled for hours after he popped the cherry with his needle.

pop the cherry by urban pervert April 21, 2003

wound

Slang term for vagina.

She spread her legs wide and asked me to lick her big, gaping wound below her mound of hair.

wound by urban pervert April 10, 2003

ride 

What a girl does when she sits on your dick.

Sally sat on his lap so she could experience the ride.

ride by urban pervert April 8, 2003

woodpecker 

A hard penis.

I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.

woodpecker by urban pervert April 4, 2003