26 definitions by Urban humor

Scrotum Bun

When the hair on the scrotum gets so long you can tie it in to a bun

Lisa: Did you sleep with Frank last night?
Anne: yes, and he really knows how to use his scrotum bun!

by Urban humor July 21, 2017

The accidental spreading of poop on your butt when wiping and not getting it fully removed.

Husband: I pooped but I think I had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there.
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!

by Urban humor July 16, 2017

When you flick a booger in to an unsuspecting group and everyone scatters.

We were eating dinner last night and I lobbed a nasal grenade in to the adjoining booth.

by Urban humor June 9, 2017

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

by Urban humor December 23, 2017

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 8, 2018