Definitions by Urban Duude

Ninja diffuse 

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents

I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.

Ninja diffuse by Urban Duude March 14, 2021

Pulling a Chang 

When you get really close to your crush just for them to leave you for a kid in the play.

Dude, I thought me and Shea had a thing, until that kid in the play Luke started dating her. Im totally Pulling a Chang

Pulling a Chang by Urban Duude December 2, 2020

Jegsoned 

When one is so blackout drunk, beyond the capability of the ability to form real words.

“Habba da habba da”
Damn he musy be jegsoned right now.

Jegsoned by Urban Duude December 2, 2020

Shid-Bomb

When you leave a wet shit in someone else’s toilet and cover it with toilet paper so when they flush it later it makes a poop cloud that smells terrible.

I so wanna wanna Shid-Bomb to nerd’s house right now

Shid-Bomb by Urban Duude February 13, 2019

Permeethian 

Another word for gay cat. If your cat is having homosexual relations, he or she is a permeethian.

"Dude, your cat is licking another boy cat, he must be a permeethian."

Permeethian by Urban Duude May 2, 2018