UrBaN dIcTiOnArY's definitions

Muffin Slut

A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.

Damn son! Check out that muffin slut.

by Urban Dictionary September 27, 2005

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

lugie

A chunk of snot with a certain viscosity or consistency which makes it able to be spit long distances.

I just hucked a lugie on the window and it's really hanging in there...

by Urban Dictionary December 16, 2008

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003

Preppy

A prep is someone who doesn't need to tell people that they are a prep people just assume. Preps wear nice clothes usualy consisting of polo, lily pulitzer, lacoste, j crew, ect. They are the people everyone wants to be. Always composed and looking fresh. Never wearing loads of make-up but still looking good. We all have a collection of purses including at least 5 of any of these: a coach, dooney and burke, or a vera bradley. Our collars are always flipped and never have a crease.

Girls: a daily outfit; polo shirt with collar popped and a plaid mini and eliza b flip flops, not to mention tiffany jewlrey

Guys: a daily outfit; polo shirt with collar popped and plaid shorts with birkenstoks

Preps Never:
1. wear trashy clothes
2. show too much clevage
3. except an engagment ring that doesn't come in a turquoise box
4. go anywhere without a ribbon handy

Classic Prep: always summering in the hamptons or the vinyard. Plays golf, lacrosse, field hockey, or soccer.

The New Prep: summering wherever they want but always end up having a good time. Shop at all the cutest stores but only but what is concidered preppy. Play field hockey, lacrosse or soccer ; but the occasional golfer.

There that preppy girl goes with her collar flipped up and her adorable lacrosse boyfriend

by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2004

kiara

Worlds Finest Chocolate, Caramel Goddess, Dipset Princess, light skinned beautiful person

Kiara, Jennifer Lopez, Mya, Mariah Carey

by Urban Dictionary May 9, 2005