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a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
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Damn that mandate was off the hook
by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004
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Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.
Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.
by Urban Dictionary May 27, 2006
Get the narcissurfing mug.A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.
by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004
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Get the shitware mug.Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner”
Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.
Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.
steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one
by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006
Get the I am teh win mug.This word is quite obviously a mixture of the words dude and man. It takes the "coolness" and the "casualness" and the "chillness" from dude, and it combines it with the "seriousness" and all the other stuff that makes "man" different from dude, all into one word. It is all encompassing, having more "emotional depth" than just "dude" and "man" alone.
Etymology: This word was invented by Drew Nutter, originally used whilst (not while, whilst sounds cooler) talking to his dad, he would call him "dadman man dudeman" (cuz his name is coleman so its like a mix of 'dad' and 'coleman', cuz like theres a 'man' in 'coleman')(actually it wasnt used whilst talking to his dad, its more like thats what i call him when i talk to myself lol)
Etymology: This word was invented by Drew Nutter, originally used whilst (not while, whilst sounds cooler) talking to his dad, he would call him "dadman man dudeman" (cuz his name is coleman so its like a mix of 'dad' and 'coleman', cuz like theres a 'man' in 'coleman')(actually it wasnt used whilst talking to his dad, its more like thats what i call him when i talk to myself lol)
by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006
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sometimes an insult, sometimes a compliment, u just never can tell, depends on how u use it in a sentance
sometimes an insult, sometimes a compliment, u just never can tell, depends on how u use it in a sentance
Jibbs: damnit mike, wut the hell where u thinkin, ur such a jabroni!
Mike: im sorry jibbs, ur a jabroni, u own me
Mike: im sorry jibbs, ur a jabroni, u own me
by Urban Dictionary June 16, 2003
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