UrBaN dIcTiOnArY's definitions

bed job

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight

"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"

by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007

bobaddict

a person who is addicted to drinks that contain boba, a dark tapioca pearl

I am a certifiable bobaddict since I can't go without milk tea with boba for more than a day.

by Urban Dictionary October 4, 2004

Shart

when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.

I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2009

wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

Felicious

Felicious is short for, "Fucking Delicious".

As an instant-food loving geek, I thought the hot pockets were uber felicious.

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2006

Pimpin

Rockin Lots Of Ice. Drivin Tight Whips.
Gettin Hoez. Gettin Money. Wearing Fly-ass Gear. Wearin Sweet Kicks.

Pimpin is alive , these niggas is jive , ive been stackin & mackin since 75. -big tymers

by Urban Dictionary November 8, 2003

spark in my ass

A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility

In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the highschool track.

by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2007