UrBaN dIcTiOnArY's definitions

Camaro

yes corvettes r faster and more expensive, but they lack the style in the 1st generation camaros. 1st gen camaros are godlike. if i had to have sex with ne car it would be a 67 camaro with a 502, preferably yellow with black racing stripes, plus some dece racing slicks, made to piss pound mustangs bitch asses

Teddy:sorry dad, i wrapped ur mustang around a tree.
Dad: ah, who cares, it wasnt a camaro neway, its not like it was fast or cool. well hell, for getting rid of that pile of crap, ill raise ur allowance to 14 cents a week, u know thats all we can afford, thats y we bought the mustang instead of the camaro in the fisrt place.

by Urban Dictionary June 16, 2003

skraaap

really fun to play with. it is a mystery substance sold in target. u can basically run a country with this shit. the canadians have obviously caught onto the fact that u can run a country with it because it appears that they forgot to join the war. its either the skraaaps fault or their silly french pussy ways.

its skraaaptastic

by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003

Bismo

A shot consisting of 1.5 oz Peppermint Schnapps and 1.5 oz Pepto-Bismol. The tastiest variety is made with cherry flavored Pepto-Bismol.
Usually used before a night of extremely heavily drinking to prevent irregular bowel movements.

"Hey do you wanna go drink cosmos and watch sex and the city?"
"Fuck no, I'm gonna go drink some bismos."

by Urban Dictionary September 6, 2011

T

Tension
Torque. Torque = Force (cross) Radius
(cross) means that the force must be perpendicular to the radius or you must use the component of the force which is perpendicular to the radius.

The tension in this string is infinite because you are hanging from it you fat person.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2006

cock sniffer

the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.

as lorenzo finished sucking off roberto, he took a big sniff of robertos cock.

by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2005

intersexual

The now "appropriate" word for a hermaphrodite(a person born with both a penis and a vagina), after the old word became offencive.
A word that mallcore teeny boppers don't understand and makes for a very entertaining time to mess with them about it until they eventually give up and look it up.

Me: You're such a poser.
Poser: l0l no UR a POSER u POSER hermafatitde!!!22
Me: First off, I'll say that I actually idon't/i have a penis, that it's very ignorant of you to use that word as an insult, and a crappy one at that. Second off, the correct term is "Intersexual."
Poser: lol u m33n BISEXUL sT00piD!
Me: No, it's Intersexual.
Poser: l000000l das Not a WUURD LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!1!one!eleventy

by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2006

penis fishing

v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out

1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing

2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.

by Urban Dictionary October 23, 2007