A phrase that you will only see if you have sworn on your life that you will never lose your virginity.
Commonly used by cancerous twelve year olds playing the game fortnite which is known to cause brain cancer
Commonly used by cancerous twelve year olds playing the game fortnite which is known to cause brain cancer
by Ur mom's shrek hentai July 04, 2018
guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"
guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"
guy 1: "wtf is that"
guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"
guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"
guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"
guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"
guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"
guy 1: "wtf is that"
guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"
guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"
guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"
guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"
by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 08, 2019
an art website. occasionally you can find some pretty good original content and good art on there, but 90 percent of the time it mostly consists of:
vore art of cartoon/videogame characters
weight gain/inflation art of cartoon/videogame characters
furries
my little pony cringe
nasty hentai shit
or some combination of those things I just mentioned.
usually, these pieces of "art" are poorly drawn in ms paint and are mostly viewed by horny teenage boys with weird fetishes and youtubers doing try not to cringe challenges when you really know that they're secretly masturbating to it under the table.
vore art of cartoon/videogame characters
weight gain/inflation art of cartoon/videogame characters
furries
my little pony cringe
nasty hentai shit
or some combination of those things I just mentioned.
usually, these pieces of "art" are poorly drawn in ms paint and are mostly viewed by horny teenage boys with weird fetishes and youtubers doing try not to cringe challenges when you really know that they're secretly masturbating to it under the table.
guy 1: hey did you see that new furry weight gain rosalina-wario buttfuck hentai on deviant art yesterday?? I nutted to is so hard that it broke my computer screen.
guy 2: dude you really need some christ in your life holy shit.
guy 1: wait I thought you were an atheist.
guy 2: exactly. that's how fucked up you are. your brain is so fucked up that I, an atheist, who doesnt even believe in Jesus or God, thinks you need them BOTH in your life immediately. let that sink in for a moment.
guy 1: oh did I mention they were both children in the comic?
guy 2: fuck the first ammendment
guy 2: dude you really need some christ in your life holy shit.
guy 1: wait I thought you were an atheist.
guy 2: exactly. that's how fucked up you are. your brain is so fucked up that I, an atheist, who doesnt even believe in Jesus or God, thinks you need them BOTH in your life immediately. let that sink in for a moment.
guy 1: oh did I mention they were both children in the comic?
guy 2: fuck the first ammendment
by Ur mom's shrek hentai January 14, 2020
by Ur mom's shrek hentai June 05, 2018
he's an old guy who's in the news a lot along with some other old guy who's name i forgot.
I think it was like dan or something
I think it was like dan or something
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 06, 2020
some people use it as an insult to that political guy but the phrase is actually is referring to the fact that joe mama is sleepy from me doing her all night
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 06, 2020
The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.
It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes
by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019