imposter in the vent

loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.

guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night

guy 2: so you killed my brother

guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 05, 2020

a comedy

a comedy is when you go the hospital and pee in your bed

the old man had a heart attack so he had do do a comedy

by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 19, 2019

Shreek

Common misspelling of shrek

Guy one: hey bro you wanna come over and watch shreek 2 on dvd tomarrow night?

Guy two: did you mean shrek?

Guy one: yea

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 18, 2018

sleepy joe

some people use it as an insult to that political guy but the phrase is actually is referring to the fact that joe mama is sleepy from me doing her all night

you wouldn't believe how sleepy Joe mama is after her and I stayed up all night fucking

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 05, 2020

Spread your cheeks

What happens when you don’t scroll fast enough

Listen here you big juicy nut. I’ll give you three seconds before I spread your cheeks like some butter

by Ur mom's shrek hentai August 20, 2018

Surprised pikachu meme

Surprised pikachu meme is literally the most cancerous meme and if i see it one more time i am going to commit toaster bath

If you know what is is you can look it up

Me: if i see that damn pikachu meme one more time i am going to commit toaster bath.

Someone: send me surprised pikachu meme

Me (surprised pikachu meme)

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 18, 2018

Shrekism

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.

It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes

by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019