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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale determining how attractive a female is. One being the worst, ten being the best. Typically utilized in high schools, this causes feminist fury all over the nation.

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale in action
Girl walks by
Boy: Dayuummmmm dat ass gets a 10, but the face, a 2
Girl blushes
Feminist walks by
Boy: Oooh! Ass: 10, face: 10
Feminist: OMG 1 C4NT B3L13V3 Y0U 1NSULT3D M3 L1K3 TH4T!!11one!11oneone!!1
Boy: I complimented you...
Feminist: OMG G3ND3R R0L3S!1 TH15 15 G01NG 0N MY TUMBLR AND 1NST4GRAM AND ALL MY S0C14L M3D14S S0 1 C4N C4LL Y0U 0UT R4C1ST H0M0PH0B1C L3SB14N H1PST3R1111!!11one1!11one1!!one

by Updated Magic September 25, 2016

for real with you

to be 100% straightup with somebody

Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out

by Updated Magic December 3, 2018

Extremely Online

The chronically online version of "chronically online."
Basically, the politically correct way of saying that someone spends far too much time online, thus corrupting their brain with insane people with limited knowledge's takes on social issues instead of listening to people with real-world experience and/or education.

A: "No way that mf just said that it's offensive and non-inclusive to say "y'all" lmaoo, how chronically online do you have to be?"
B: "Errr… ACTUALLY, it's extremely online."
A: "Oh God, they got you, too."

by Updated Magic September 3, 2022