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Nicks mum 

A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell
Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”

Phoebephobia 

Having a phobia of *everything*
“I don’t want to eat that I have Phoebephobia”
A Kurtis is when somebody says a really obvious lie
Corey says"my blind neighbor drove me to school". Everyone says "stop commuting Kurtis"

Oxyretard 

Someone that changes what football team they support
Stephen dosent support westham anymore he's a Oxyretard