Ice

Someone who is unable to hold their alcohol and may become inebriated after as few as three(3) Smirnoff Ice. Sometimes performs Flying Ice Kicks in order to defend/humiliate himself.

Chris is such an Icehole! He just threw up all over Alexander.

by University of Texas Tech October 11, 2006

Flying Ice Kick

Superhuman feat of endurance and concentration oft performed by small Indian (dots not feathers) men after consuming upwards of one (1) beer. Quite possibly the most humiliating act known to man.

Dude, Alexander just performed a Flying Ice Kick. What an Ice Hole!

by University of Texas Tech October 11, 2006

Lesbianic Sea

Bordering Lesbianica, Canada, the Lesbianic Sea is wet, yet inhospitable. Home of flannel-wearing mullet lovers and Ice.

Ice found the Lesbianic Sea to be quite cold to him, but Amanda found it quite inviting.

by University of Texas Tech October 11, 2006

lesbianica

According to Ice, Lesbianica is a Canadian province between British Canitoba and the Lesbianic Sea. Being as the majority of the Lesbianic population is female, Ice has no further knowledge of the subject.

Hey, let's go to Lesbianica!

by University of Texas Tech October 11, 2006