Definitions by University of Texas Tech
Ice
Someone who is unable to hold their alcohol and may become inebriated after as few as three(3) Smirnoff Ice. Sometimes performs Flying Ice Kicks in order to defend/humiliate himself.
Ice by University of Texas Tech January 13, 2007
lesbianica
According to Ice, Lesbianica is a Canadian province between British Canitoba and the Lesbianic Sea. Being as the majority of the Lesbianic population is female, Ice has no further knowledge of the subject.
lesbianica by University of Texas Tech October 12, 2006
Flying Ice Kick
Superhuman feat of endurance and concentration oft performed by small Indian (dots not feathers) men after consuming upwards of one (1) beer. Quite possibly the most humiliating act known to man.
Flying Ice Kick by University of Texas Tech October 12, 2006
Lesbianic Sea
Bordering Lesbianica, Canada, the Lesbianic Sea is wet, yet inhospitable. Home of flannel-wearing mullet lovers and Ice.
Lesbianic Sea by University of Texas Tech October 12, 2006