Uncy Bizz's definitions

PITOJ

"Put in take out job" an oft used acronym for gamblers used to describe a bet that is a definite winner

Made famous by the Lids Off punting syndicate.

Similar to "Money for Jam"

Earl: The Tigers are a PITOJ against the Faders. I better get a p-loan and load up.
Jezza: Yeh the Faders suck.
Djeks: I haven't seen money for jam like this since the great Tiger Tees sting of 2015.

by Uncy Bizz June 4, 2016

Mouse slippage

The reckless or inadvertant use of a computer mouse, often resulting in a digital error.

Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl

I swear I didn't get a Reverse Earl in the Parliamentary NRL Tipping Comp, it was mouse slippage.

by Uncy Bizz May 4, 2025

master jurd

a retort used to describe a mongrel of a bloke.

or

an expression used by one gay man to call out to another gay man

A man is walking down the street, he sees a hot guy and calls out "master jurd".

by Uncy Bizz January 5, 2008

Socarrat

Dick cheese

Hey Master Jurd your socarrat was delicious tonight

by Uncy Bizz January 7, 2022

Tukkin it easy

When one of your mates is doing a really good job of taking it easy. Usually a reference to a guy with a beer in hand, most likely wearing speedos and possibly also a turtle hat.

"Check out Bizraeli. That kid is really tukkin it easy"

by Uncy Bizz July 21, 2021