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Fablooning

The act in which an uncircumcised man has his foreskin shut with super glue, then urinates and/or ejaculates, creating a balloon (known as a "fabloon") with his foreskin.
Uncle Jimmy picked up some superglue, it's fablooning time!

Uncle Jimmy popped my fabloon with a hammer!
by UncleJimmysNephew April 23, 2024
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Crainting

A sexual act where one partner defecates on the second partner’s chest and urinates in their belly button. Then the first partner uses his/her penis as a paintbrush, painting a picture their chest with feces, and occasionally dipping their penis into the urine filled belly button like watercolor paint.
I had so much fun crainting on Uncle Jimmy's chest!
by UncleJimmysNephew April 19, 2024
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Fabloon

The act in which an uncircumcised man seals his foreskin shut with super glue, then pees and/or ejaculates, creating a balloon with his foreskin.
My fabloon just popped!
by UncleJimmysNephew June 24, 2024
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