Definitions by Uncle Whiskers

crotch milk

Sperm

Detective went to a fertility clinic to collect a suspect DNA and he asked the other detective why he had to carry the suspects crotch milk and the detective told him that’s because you’re the new guy.

crotch milk by Uncle Whiskers April 19, 2026

derma sotogake 

A made up sex act on 2 1/2 men.

Courtney game Charlie, a derma Sotogake last night.

derma sotogake by Uncle Whiskers May 5, 2023

Sacajewa! 

something that is amazing, surprising or interesting.

At the fair when my ticket stub number was called, I yelled Sacajewa! to let them now I was coming to claim my prize.

Sacajewa! by Uncle Whiskers November 22, 2021

Ankle spanker 

A penis.

On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.

Ankle spanker by Uncle Whiskers February 8, 2018