assbleed

when you wipe your ass too much and the paper starts to get red.

Shit, i got an assbleed

by Uncle Snap December 18, 2022

Power Stroke

A diesel engine

When your getting a handjob and she stokes it very hard.

Power stroke is only in fords wtf

Oh yes baby give me a power stroke

by Uncle Snap June 09, 2023

harry sisson

satan's best friend

harry sisson sucks

by Uncle Snap December 20, 2024

astrology

an excuse girls use to date guys on a specific birthday. in jeremiah 1:7 it says "I knew you before you were born" This means that god already knew their personality before they were born. Also, wheres the evidence?

Hobo 1: i like you. wanna go out with me?
Hobo 2: whens your birthday?
Hobo 1: June fiftee-
Hobo 2: EWWWWW YOUR A GEMINI GET AWAY FROM ME
Hobo 1: damn astrology sucks

by Uncle Snap November 24, 2024

No Baller

Somebody who decides to wimp out over dares.

Johnny stop being a no baller and do the dare.

by Uncle Snap November 03, 2022

Fieldgoaling

The game “Fieldgoal” is where you run up behind somebody and you kick them in the ass. But you have to yell “fieldgoal” before you do it

We just kept fieldgoaling romans over and over again.

by Uncle Snap March 02, 2023

dickbag

squats their truck

look at that dickbag over there in a squatted truck. i bet he has no family and eats tv dinners every night.

also fuck you jayden

by Uncle Snap May 06, 2023