Uncle Renegade's definitions

Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."

I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

Uncle Chud

Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.

I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.

by Uncle Renegade August 23, 2016

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

Snail Trail

A Snail Trail is when a female leaves a sticky residue in their underwear or when they leave a slimy trail on a surface such as furniture, a bed, or on a chair. It will sometimes appear as a moist, damp, or a wet spot but will often resemble a trail that a snail will leave behind, usually requiring Lysol or Clorox (both recommended) to clean up. It can appear as a fluorescent white, sticky, glue like substance that will harden if not cleaned up immediately, but will sometimes contain blood making Clorox absolutely necessary. If the Snail Trail is brown, it can indicate the individual doesn't wipe their ass or they have a turtle head peaking out. It may or may not have a smell, depending on the size and the color of the trail.

That girl I had over last night left an epic snail trail all over my bed sheets and my pillow case. What the fuck was she doing, riding my pillow? I had to use a whole can of Lysol to clean that shit!

by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017

The Ripperoni

The Ripperoni is where someone takes methane gas (typically found in a fart) and combines it with Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main chemical property found in cannabis. In order to combine the two, a person ingests a pepperoni meatball sub and allows the combination of ingredients to sit in the small intestine just long enough to produce a higher concentration of methane gas in their flatulence. While allowing the the food to sit in the lower abdomen to generate enough power, the user rolls a joint or blunt to prepare. Once ready, the flatulence should be excessive with long periods sustaining 3-5 seconds, without inconsistency. The user then takes a rip of a joint while producing enough flatulence that would mimic the sound of an AC-130. As they inhale the smoke, they then inhale the fart to combine the two to create the ultimate high.

I just came back from my uncle's trailer where we took bong rips and he taught me how to master The Ripperoni. He's got a tombstone marked with RIP in his front yard with all his shitty underwear that he sacrificed in a grave trying to master the technique. God bless him

by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017

Slimer

Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.

Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my room up. I literally spent three days cleaning her slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could have had at least a head start and get the fuck out of there when she exploded!

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

Rip Style

Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts." It can also be associated with R.I.P. because the smell will annihilate anyone who is unworthy of possessing its devastating power.

I took a girl out to breakfast this morning and hit rip style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served an omelette with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs, and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered. It smelled so horrendous that it actually created the illusion that it smelled delicious.

by Uncle Renegade May 10, 2017