Uncle Renegade's definitions

Strawberry pubes

Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.

I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.

by Uncle Renegade April 20, 2018

Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."

I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

Slimer

Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.

Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my room up. I literally spent three days cleaning her slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could have had at least a head start and get the fuck out of there when she exploded!

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

The Ripperoni

The Ripperoni is where someone takes methane gas (typically found in a fart) and combines it with Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main chemical property found in cannabis. In order to combine the two, a person ingests a pepperoni meatball sub and allows the combination of ingredients to sit in the small intestine just long enough to produce a higher concentration of methane gas in their flatulence. While allowing the the food to sit in the lower abdomen to generate enough power, the user rolls a joint or blunt to prepare. Once ready, the flatulence should be excessive with long periods sustaining 3-5 seconds, without inconsistency. The user then takes a rip of a joint while producing enough flatulence that would mimic the sound of an AC-130. As they inhale the smoke, they then inhale the fart to combine the two to create the ultimate high.

I just came back from my uncle's trailer where we took bong rips and he taught me how to master The Ripperoni. He's got a tombstone marked with RIP in his front yard with all his shitty underwear that he sacrificed in a grave trying to master the technique. God bless him

by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017

Pubilee Dubilee

The act of smoking pubic hair laced with marijuana. It is generally preferred from an attractive female with good personal hygiene. After the pubes are properly washed, they are freshly cut and can be consumed through a joint or sprinkled in a pipe. A strong hallucinogenic or euphoric high can be achieved depending on the soap or shampoo that is used to treat the pubes.

The high priestess blesseth me with her golden silk pubes, cut with precision and handed down from the heavens I shall smoke thee. *Holds joint to the sun* Thank you Lord for this.. Pubilee dubilee.

by Uncle Renegade May 22, 2016

Hot Fudge

When you perform anal sex on a girl long enough when you pull out hot fudge pours out like a volcano erupting. The brown, chocolate like diarrhea looks like something that you would put on your ice cream. It almost makes you want to throw sprinkles in her face after the she stops shitting everywhere.

Dude I totally railed that girl from behind and when I took her out to dinner last night she had hot fudge running down her leg.

by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

Strawberry Pubes

Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.

I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.

by Uncle Renegade November 16, 2017