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Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."
I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
Get the Roast Beef Snatch mug.The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.
I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.
by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009
Get the St. Diarrheas Day Massacre mug.Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts." It can also be associated with R.I.P. because the smell will annihilate anyone who is unworthy of possessing its devastating power.
I took a girl out to breakfast this morning and hit rip style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served an omelette with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs, and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered. It smelled so horrendous that it actually created the illusion that it smelled delicious.
by Uncle Renegade May 10, 2017
Get the Rip Style mug.Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.
Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my bedroom. I literally spent three days cleaning her pussy slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could at least have had a head start and got the fuck out of there when she exploded!
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
Get the Slimer mug.Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.
I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.
by Uncle Renegade August 23, 2016
Get the Uncle Chud mug.When you perform anal sex on a girl long enough when you pull out hot fudge pours out like a volcano erupting. The brown, chocolate like diarrhea looks like something that you would put on your ice cream. It almost makes you want to throw sprinkles in her face after the she stops shitting everywhere.
Dude I totally railed that girl from behind and when I took her out to dinner last night she had hot fudge running down her leg.
by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009
Get the Hot Fudge mug.Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.
Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my room up. I literally spent three days cleaning her slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could have had at least a head start and get the fuck out of there when she exploded!
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
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