Uncle Renegade's definitions

Pee Poo Party

A Pee-Poo-Party (PPP) is when you have a group of people, depending on your gender and what your preference is, standing around in a circle with a single person sitting in the middle while everyone standing around them pees and craps all over their face and body. The subject being "Humiliated" can do as he/she pleases while receiving a warm shower from the Gods above. In the form of humiliation, the subject 'sub' may cry or squirm in displeasure and maybe be forced to swallow whatever fluids or fecal matter that may come. Otherwise, it can be done in some cultures as an initiation of becoming an adult or can be done by the LGBTQ community because they are satanists and enjoy that shit.

There's an ad on Craigslist for a pee poo party at an abandoned movie theater downtown main street tomorrow. It said something about a guys wife disobeyed him and her punishment is a bunch of rando's taking turns unloading everything they got in her face sounds like a party to me!

by Uncle Renegade May 23, 2020

Strawberry pubes

Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.

I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.

by Uncle Renegade April 20, 2018

Strawberry Pubes

Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.

I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.

by Uncle Renegade November 16, 2017

Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."

I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

Slimer

Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.

Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my room up. I literally spent three days cleaning her slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could have had at least a head start and get the fuck out of there when she exploded!

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

Slimer

Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.

Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my bedroom. I literally spent three days cleaning her pussy slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could at least have had a head start and got the fuck out of there when she exploded!

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

Rip Style

Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts." It can also be associated with R.I.P. because the smell will annihilate anyone who is unworthy of possessing its devastating power.

I took a girl out to breakfast this morning and hit rip style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served an omelette with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs, and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered. It smelled so horrendous that it actually created the illusion that it smelled delicious.

by Uncle Renegade May 10, 2017