Definitions by Uncle Joosie
a deeper drag
Paul was swiping through Tinder late at night found Bruce, who had tweezed eyebrows and a slim build. when he dropped down to Bruce's Instagram feed he discovered a deeper drag personae and he was forced to swipe right
a deeper drag by Uncle Joosie April 19, 2019
tricky dick prison tattoo
Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"
tricky dick prison tattoo by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019
ratioed to oblivion
ratioed to oblivion by Uncle Joosie January 14, 2019
Curvy Couch Tumors
just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.
Curvy Couch Tumors by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019
dry bowl salute
Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
dry bowl salute by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018
florida rape van
recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
florida rape van by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
breitbart on wheels
Cletus adorned his white rape getaway van with so many CNN sucks, Hillary 4 Prison & MAGA stickers the vehicle looked like breitbart on wheels
breitbart on wheels by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018