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Definitions by Uncle Joosie

a deeper drag 

swiping right on Tinder because he'd make a great contestant on Ru Paul's Drag Race
Paul was swiping through Tinder late at night found Bruce, who had tweezed eyebrows and a slim build. when he dropped down to Bruce's Instagram feed he discovered a deeper drag personae and he was forced to swipe right
a deeper drag by Uncle Joosie April 19, 2019

tricky dick prison tattoo 

Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison
Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"

ratioed to oblivion

when a Twitter dolt gets ratioed by a factor of 10 or more
Henry quote-tweeted Jacob Wohl and was ratioed to oblivion with 2 retweets and 6K comments

Curvy Couch Tumors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

dry bowl salute 

when you poop in a dry toilet and the turd stands on end like a soldier going to battle
Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
dry bowl salute by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018

florida rape van 

vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.
recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
florida rape van by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018

breitbart on wheels 

nickname for MAGA bomber's white van in florida
Cletus adorned his white rape getaway van with so many CNN sucks, Hillary 4 Prison & MAGA stickers the vehicle looked like breitbart on wheels