Lou and Skyler turned on the evening news and ended up shouting at their screen. “why the ACTUAL fuck is this Emily person blabbing to multiple media outlets? #TFG is on-the-hook for felonies and she could be screwing things up. Chatty Emily might ratfuck everything in her 15 minutes”
by Uncle Joosie February 22, 2023
when your dental hygiene resembles Brett Kavanaugh's
by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018
Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"
by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020
NBC Nightly News ran a segment about some asshole-teen in North Carolina not wanting to wear a mask at school. "some say masks are good; others say they're bad" the reporter noted. when Brenda heard that she rolled her eyes and said "aww, Jaden has a sad"
by Uncle Joosie December 01, 2021
often referred to on Twitter as #NotYouTulsi, Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin fangirl and you can use Not You Tulsi in her mentions when she says something fucking stupid.
by Uncle Joosie April 01, 2022
Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021
Carla took her Rat Terrier Clyde for a walk and came across a newly fertilized lawn; Clyde promptly started shitrolling to get the scent all over him
by Uncle Joosie June 23, 2020