young, white Dylan was a leader inside Casino Mobster's cult movement when suddenly security frog-marched him out of a Nazi rally. "did Trevor do it??" he could be heard squealing into his phone as he recorded his dramatic exit. "was Trevor the one who squealed?" Dylan left the building and went to Cracker Barrel for lunch with his mother.
by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2024
Coined in Season 15 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag Delusion was Mistress Isabelle Brooks’ shade to Loosey LeDuca. “CDC needs to come up with a vaccine for it because it afflicts too many queens.”
by Uncle Joosie December 22, 2024
Charles was scrolling Facebook the other day and stumbled on Bob's new profile picture, which looked absolutely nothing like him. "What the F is that and who am I looking at?" Charles exclaimed. "Bobby is totally unrecognizable and a little bit nuts. IRL he looks like a high-school janitor but on Facebook he's a supermodel! Bob is definitely a Filter Loon." Charles logged off and went for a walk.
by Uncle Joosie January 02, 2023
In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.
by Uncle Joosie May 27, 2018
on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018
Meg McCain tried dragging Whoopi Goldberg with Whitetitlement and was shut down quickly; Whoopi said 'Meg, you in danger girl. stop it'
by Uncle Joosie December 16, 2019
The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency
by Uncle Joosie April 30, 2021