Definitions by Uncle Joosie
Wrath of Khwax
Jamie was painfully clogged in one ear and decided to take matters in his own hands. He jumped in the shower and sprayed the handheld nozzle in his ear. just then he felt a dislodging and something brown and globby fell to the shower floor. He screamed out to roommate Barry "OH MY GOD THAT'S LIKE SOMETHING FROM WRATH OF KHAN!!" Barry, grossed out, stopped eating his bowl of cereal and shouted back "Wrath of Khwax yes I've had a few of those"
Wrath of Khwax by Uncle Joosie October 3, 2020
Bitch Liquid
Brendan never backs down from a challenge... so when he heard gal pal Lorraine brag about fasting for 7 days on lemon juice cayenne and water he decided to go for it. After 3 days, Brendan's boyfriend Juan noticed he transformed from loving partner to raging cunt. "OMG Brendan that terrible Bitch Liquid is making you totally intolerable and you need to stop."
Bitch Liquid by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020
Duhbate
when racist lunatic donald trump steps to the podium against any sane Democrat and takes a crap on himself
Carla was 10 minutes in watching trump and Joe Biden at the debate and wanted to cram shards of glass in her eyes. "this ain't no discussion about policy; it's a fucking Duhbate!" she then poured a glass of Chardonnay and flipped over to Netflix.
Duhbate by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020
Amy Foamy Barrett
Carla was watching CNN and saw Orange Twitler Donald Trump nominate Amy Coney Barrett to SCOTUS. "Fuck all this shit with Amy Foamy Barrett. George Carlin was right about pro-lifers being fake as fuck and all they want is to get excited that their Jesus is gonna come back to life"
Amy Foamy Barrett by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2020
Sticker Scolding
Emmet and Salvador were chatting via Hangouts and Sal got a work call; after waiting a few minutes Emmet became impatient and sent a Purple Cat sticker holding a clock. When Sal hung up he saw the sticker and replied "oh I KNOW you didn't just engage in Sticker Scolding, bitch."
Sticker Scolding by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020
Drag Queen Apology
India Ferrah made shit up on Alexis Mateo during 'RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars' Season 5 and tried to serve her best Drag Queen Apology aka Apolo-lie to clean up her tattered reputation. "I need to sincerely apologize for things that were said. If you were offended I'd like to directly apologize for actions taken in the past and it was never my intention to repeat an untrue thing that was mentioned."
Drag Queen Apology by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020
Normalizing Thesaurus
The New York Times reported on donald trump's speech at Mt. Rushmore as "ominous," which is a word journalists found in their Normalizing Thesaurus. "ugh, those fucking guys" Carl exclaimed after reading his morning paper
Normalizing Thesaurus by Uncle Joosie July 6, 2020