One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”
by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022
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by Uncle Joosie December 02, 2020
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by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2023
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by Uncle Joosie September 25, 2022
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by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020
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by Uncle Joosie March 24, 2024
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