Uncle Joosie's definitions
Senator Mike Lee tried to scold everybody about how representative democracy isn't the objective of voting. In addition to being a cunt Mr. Lee misspelled "prosperity" as "prospefity" and proceeded to get deeply ratioed and dragged online.
by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020
Get the prospefitymug. The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"
by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022
Get the Handy Five-fetusmug. Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.
by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022
Get the Window Cancermug. Jamie was painfully clogged in one ear and decided to take matters in his own hands. He jumped in the shower and sprayed the handheld nozzle in his ear. just then he felt a dislodging and something brown and globby fell to the shower floor. He screamed out to roommate Barry "OH MY GOD THAT'S LIKE SOMETHING FROM WRATH OF KHAN!!" Barry, grossed out, stopped eating his bowl of cereal and shouted back "Wrath of Khwax yes I've had a few of those"
by Uncle Joosie October 3, 2020
Get the Wrath of Khwaxmug. by Uncle Joosie February 5, 2018
Get the The Poop Loopmug. by Uncle Joosie January 14, 2019
Get the ratioed to oblivionmug. Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
Get the instant ghostmug.