Definitions by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm

Puking Parrot 

The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"

Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!

Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.

Puking Parrot by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 18, 2017

Dying Easter Eggs 

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.

Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.

Dying Easter Eggs by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017

Moleincest 

The act of putting your penis into your own ass (or vagina in the rare case your are born with both) and pounding away against your own will.

Man: (sobbing) I got moleincested last night.

Friend: What does that mean? What happened?

Man: Well, last night I was really drunk and passed out. Woke up to me drilling my own asshole.

Moleincest by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 7, 2017

Blatant Homosexuals 

This is a term used to describe the editors of urban dictionary for passing such boring and unfunny terms such as manonmansplaining and corn Cock but denying lengendary terms such as the Colorado cliffhanger and the Scandinavian hat trick.

Those blatant homosexuals denied my word again!

Blatant Homosexuals by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 18, 2017