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The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.
Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?
Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 9, 2019
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Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 8, 2021
Get the East Timor Flag mug.Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.
Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there
Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.
Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there
Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022
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Moose - why you guys keep insisting on posting snaps of pipes falling out of your asses?
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 21, 2022
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