Uncle Gary's Potato Farm's definitions

Blatant Homosexuals

This is a term used to describe the editors of urban dictionary for passing such boring and unfunny terms such as manonmansplaining and corn Cock but denying lengendary terms such as the Colorado cliffhanger and the Scandinavian hat trick.

Those blatant homosexuals denied my word again!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 18, 2017

Ballsistic Pissiles

While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.

Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.

Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Canadian Hot Sauce

Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.

Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!

Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Overmature Ejaculation

Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.

Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?

T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?

Big Cheesy: SEE!!!

T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019