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The term used to describe the cluster of asshairs that have been fused together by a crusted shit ball (dingleberry), resulting from piss poor wiping.
Moose - why you guys keep insisting on posting snaps of pipes falling out of your asses?
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 21, 2022
Get the Asshairagus mug.The female "gunk" that leaks out of the vagina when 2 women with pubes scissor. The vagina lips act as the pasta outlay, the pubes resemble the meat, and the gloopy mess would be the cheese. Vegetarian lezagna occurs when the 2 women are clean shaven (no meat).
Dyke: Its dinner time babe. You ready for some veggie lezagna?
Lesbo lover: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I got a jungle of pubes down there right now. I'm horny as fuck also so do you mind if we have extra cheesy lezagna instead.
Lesbo lover: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I got a jungle of pubes down there right now. I'm horny as fuck also so do you mind if we have extra cheesy lezagna instead.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 26, 2017
Get the Lezagna mug.A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
Get the First Degree Manhoodslaughter mug.To masturbate while driving an automobile. Sometimes you just have to get rid of a rager that just won't go away and you know you will not have the opportunity to do so at the destination location, so you just fire one away on the turn pike.
Tyrant: I hate working this late shifts. It's hard to stay awake on the ride home and I am too tired to bone my gf when I get home.
Big Easy: Dude, you should automobate man. Fire your load on the ride home. Nothing keeps you awake like jackin' the ole pecker doing 85 next to a tractor trailer at midnight.
Big Easy: Dude, you should automobate man. Fire your load on the ride home. Nothing keeps you awake like jackin' the ole pecker doing 85 next to a tractor trailer at midnight.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 5, 2019
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