Uncle Gary's Potato Farm's definitions
Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
Get the Canadian Hot Saucemug. Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.
Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?
T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?
Big Cheesy: SEE!!!
T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?
Big Cheesy: SEE!!!
T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019
Get the Overmature Ejaculationmug. The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.
Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
Get the Hummers Day Parademug. The act of murdering the nostrils of many people in a crowded area by placing a big gulp filled with asparagus piss and a frozen shit log in a low key spot and allowing the musTURD gas to thaw. If done in an enclosed area, should result in roughly 11-19 people throwing up in less than an hour after placement.
Tyrant: What you do this weekend?
Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.
Tyrant: The fuck is that?
Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.
Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.
Tyrant: The fuck is that?
Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 21, 2019
Get the ASSassurinatemug. Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.
Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
Get the Air Cumpressormug. While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.
Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.
Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.
Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017
Get the Ballsistic Pissilesmug. The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 9, 2019
Get the Plower Washmug.