The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 09, 2019
Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
This is a term used to describe the editors of urban dictionary for passing such boring and unfunny terms such as manonmansplaining and corn Cock but denying lengendary terms such as the Colorado cliffhanger and the Scandinavian hat trick.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 18, 2017
Referring to the dare devil "Evil Kinevel" that would jump 87 school buses, fall, break 212 bones, recover, then add another bus to clear, this is a term that refers to a cuneiving slut that bangs as many guys as she can and purposely breaks their dicks during the process.
Big Easy: Sup Gaber tooth tiger, the fuck you walking like you took 16 dicks in the shitter?
Tryant: I had the worst sex last night. This Evil Kuntevel whore rode me like a cowboy in Texas than just snapped my dick in 2.
Big Easy: No homo, can I see?
Tryant: I had the worst sex last night. This Evil Kuntevel whore rode me like a cowboy in Texas than just snapped my dick in 2.
Big Easy: No homo, can I see?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 17, 2019
After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.
Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.
Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?
T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?
Big Cheesy: SEE!!!
T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?
Big Cheesy: SEE!!!
T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019
Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.
Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there
Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.
Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there
Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022