A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
The female "gunk" that leaks out of the vagina when 2 women with pubes scissor. The vagina lips act as the pasta outlay, the pubes resemble the meat, and the gloopy mess would be the cheese. Vegetarian lezagna occurs when the 2 women are clean shaven (no meat).
Dyke: Its dinner time babe. You ready for some veggie lezagna?
Lesbo lover: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I got a jungle of pubes down there right now. I'm horny as fuck also so do you mind if we have extra cheesy lezagna instead.
Lesbo lover: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I got a jungle of pubes down there right now. I'm horny as fuck also so do you mind if we have extra cheesy lezagna instead.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 26, 2017
This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019
The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.
Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019
Referring to the dinosaur that spits a tar like substance at Newman (from Seinfeld) in Jurassic Park (the Dilophosaurus), this term occurs when a male is banging a chick, then pulls out moments before climax and breaks both of her elbows (preferably in Steven Segal fashion) and then finishes by pumping off all over her face. Her arms will then be limp and incapacitated, her hair will expand and freeze to either side of her head by way of the semen, and her shriek will mimic a dinosaur, making her appearance akin to the aforementioned Dilophosauraus.
Dude: I kind of feel bad for nutting on my girlfriends face last night.
Friend: Don't. I broke my bitches elbows and then nutted on her. Made her look like a Dilophosorepuss.
Friend: Don't. I broke my bitches elbows and then nutted on her. Made her look like a Dilophosorepuss.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
When a female, usually a filthy whore, gets double penetrated (in both holes), and each guy blows their respective loads inside. The female then stands up and simultaneously rips a hot fart and a queef resulting in 2 powerful streams off jit (cum) shooting ferociously downwards resembling someone wearing a jet pack during take off.
Slut: Hello, I need my carpets cleaned. The stains are massive and in 2 spots.
Carpet Cleaning Service: How did this happen mam?
Slut: Well I guess you can say I rode the jit pack.
Carpet Cleaning Service: This doesn't explain how it happened.
Slut: Fine. Timmy and Earl put there 6 inch veiny meat whistles into my ass and cunt and busted a gooey nut into each. I stood up and ripped ass and vag and shot 2 ropes of jit all over the rug.
Carpet Cleaning Service: Now that explains it. (pukes)
Carpet Cleaning Service: How did this happen mam?
Slut: Well I guess you can say I rode the jit pack.
Carpet Cleaning Service: This doesn't explain how it happened.
Slut: Fine. Timmy and Earl put there 6 inch veiny meat whistles into my ass and cunt and busted a gooey nut into each. I stood up and ripped ass and vag and shot 2 ropes of jit all over the rug.
Carpet Cleaning Service: Now that explains it. (pukes)
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 22, 2019