Uncle Doogs's definitions

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

Snoz

Slang for nose

That guy punched me in the Snoz

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

Fucking shit

When your son doesn't want to watch a movie with you

This Fucking shit is fucking shit

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

Poopervalve

The asshole

I ate a zinger burger last night, it was nice but it burnt my Poopervalve on the way out

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

utan (oo-tan)

A derogatory name for a black person... as in Orang-utan..

Look at that utan (oo-tan) over there

by Uncle Doogs May 18, 2022

Dadwar Logan

Cockney slang for Grogan. which is slang for Poo or Feces

Don't go into the toilet for a while, I just did a massive Dadwar Logan

by Uncle Doogs May 20, 2022