Uncle Beasley's definitions

speeders

Narcotic stimulant pills such as Adderal, Provigil, Desoxyn, etc.

I got those speeders that you wanted to use fer yer madman shit tonight...

She say she got sum speeders to move...Sum Desoxyn's, even...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Ether

Term used to describe ether-based cocaine...Usually thought to be of superior quality

You lookin'? Got some fi-ya...It's ether

by Uncle Beasley October 5, 2006

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ringer

Descibes the "ringing" sound "heard" in the head after a suitable shot of cocaine is injected into the bloodstream with a needle...

The sound is more "felt" than heard...

Hittin' dat soft got me a ringer like a motherfucker...Answer ALL tha phones!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hoodles

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

Chris, didya bring yer hoodles device so we can smoke this glass????

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fan favorite

1. A local legend

2. Colorful local celebrity

That old dude who sells those peanuts on the street is a fan favorite.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bootleg cab

A junkie with a car, who drives dope boys around fer a kick-down, be it money or dope.

I did a bootleg cab fer "T" yesterday fer a thirty piece.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006