Uncle Beasley's definitions

attie

Inner city farewell greeting. Probably a play on "I holla atcha".

Leave yer name and number and I'll get back witcha...Attie

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

E(h)

1,1,1,Trichloroethane, a chemical solvent once found in many aerosols, and it once was found in Scotch Guard..."E(h)" comes from the "eah" sound in the word "Trichloroethane" (Trichloro***e**thane)...E(h) was a fan favorite among Pacifc Northwest gas huffers in the early nineties...

Huffing this E(h) shit puts me in a goddamn Dreamworld

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ringer

Descibes the "ringing" sound "heard" in the head after a suitable shot of cocaine is injected into the bloodstream with a needle...

The sound is more "felt" than heard...

Hittin' dat soft got me a ringer like a motherfucker...Answer ALL tha phones!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fan favorite

1. A local legend

2. Colorful local celebrity

That old dude who sells those peanuts on the street is a fan favorite.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Where the helmet ends

At the very tip of the penis...At the extreme end of someting...The end of the line...The end of the rope...Final resting place...At the tip of something...

Dis street sign sez "Dead End"...We at where the helmet ends.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

izzya

Faster variant of "are you"? Most of the time, (but not always) spoken at the end of a sentence, comment, challenge, statement, or unsult...Basically, the word breaks down to:
izzya==is ya==is you==are you...The words "are" and "is" have identical meanings around here(?)

Izzya ready to go to school, Jimmie?

You lookin' at me kinda funny, Petey...You ain't aimin' ta toss my salad, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006