Uncle Beasley's definitions

for a minute

A time span implying a very long time

Damn, Marquis...You ain't hit dat dipper for a minute...Pass dat shit over dis way!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse

Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

Ether

Describes ether-based cocaine, typically thought to be of a superior quality.

You lookin'? Got some fi-ya...It's ether.

by Uncle Beasley October 5, 2006

lollygoggle

To stroll, just to waste time

I lollygoggled around the festival alone, while my bitch was at the blackjack table losin' her ass

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.

On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

gas huffer

An individual who gets intoxicated by certain and often combustible fumes (i.e. gasoline, butane, ether, chloroform, amyl nitrate, butyl nitrate, trichloroethane) by way of oral/nasal ingestion

Kevin: Where's my fuckin' Scotch Guard, Emily?...I need to waterproof the patio furniture!

Emily: I think Junior took it all, honey...Gas Huffer bastard!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ol' trusty

Something that is dependable, which has stood the "test of time" and is as good now, as it was in "back in the day"

Going against this nickle defense, I'll use the ol' trusty Toss Left...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006