3 definitions by Uncle Andy 13

Fred

A Fred is someone who is not a Casual Prepper and despises all things Casual. He is an intense modern man who is more prepared than you are and he wants you to know it.

Fred: "Those water skills won't do you any good when I use my arsenal of tactical skills to come hook hand your preps."

by Uncle Andy 13 April 17, 2021

beer caddy

The person who holds your beer when you're about to do something epic.

Florida man never goes anywhere without his beer caddy. You have to be prepared for awesomeness.

by Uncle Andy 13 April 15, 2021

fartshadowing

That fart-like noise that your guts make prior to an actual fart.

Wife: "Did you fart?"
Husband: "No, that was fartshadowing. Here is the actual fart..."

by Uncle Andy 13 April 13, 2021