Definitions by Umbongo - England

clitoris 

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.

"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."

clitoris by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

slag 

Usually used in reference to a lady who has a revolving door to her bedroom. Though less common, 'slag' may also be applied to males who spread their seed too thinly and on bad soil.

"She slept with, John, Rick, Tom and Peter, and that was before breakfast. She's such a slag."

slag by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

pull 

Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.

"With the help of my lucky Y-fronts I should pull tonight."

pull by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

y-fronts 

Male undergarment distinguised by a 'y' shaped penis-flap at the front, which allows easy access for BJs or golden showers.

May cause infertility due to ballsack restriction.

"Do you think I'm sexy if I wear these y-fronts on my head?"

y-fronts by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003