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Definitions by UltimateDoge

Natural chocolate produced by humans.
Person 1: Can you go to the store and get me a chocolate bar?

Person 2: How about I produce some of my homemade chocolate which comes out my ass to save money?

Person 1: Yeah good idea! Let's eat some poop chocolate!

Both: *Stuffs their faces with poop chocolate*
Poop by UltimateDoge July 4, 2021

Diarrhea 

PISS COMING FROM YOUR ASS!
Kid: Mommy, I have piss coming from my ass.

Mom: That's called diarrhea sweetheart.
Diarrhea by UltimateDoge July 4, 2021

Cancel Culture 

Basically conspiracy theories from the left. Essentially it consists of clouding logic and facts by appealing to emotion through false accusations of racism or Anti LGBTQ+ comments. Essentially it is a strawman used to cultivate their hyper left agenda.
Some examples of cancel culture are:

•Trying to cancel little Mermaid for portraying Sebastian with a Jamacisn accent.

•Trying to cancel Mr Potato head because he is a Male and should be gender neutral. I can't understand that one because what if Mr Potato head wants to identify as a male? Hmmm, I bet you cancel culture loonies didn't think of that did ya?

•Canceling Dutch culture because they wear blackface during carnival season. I'm sure the cancel culture culture wouldn't like it if I tried to cancel the culture of their own people.

•Jungle Book has been accused of being racist because King Louie and his cult speak Jive Tribe. It's like cancelling Joe Ranft for emulating a German accent when voicing Hemlich from A Bug's life.

Conclusion:

Everytime, Cancel Culture attempts to cancel something and cause a Scene on Twitter, it always points back to their own hypocrisy.

Sellotaped 

When 2 gay men moth have cum dripping from their penises and touch penises and their penises stick together as a result.
Oh shit, looks like we have been sellotaped.
Sellotaped by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021

Warmonger 

The Chinese Government have some bottle of accusing America of sending spy planes across China, meanwhile the allied forces have warships pointing to China. Talk about being a warmonger
Warmonger by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021
T H I C C
Thicc BBW girls are my favourite kinda girls
BBW by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

Watermelon Sugar is a legend that will never die.