Definitions by UltimateDoge

Suicide 

Where you choose death over life. I wouldn't wish it on anyone as suicidal thoughts are horrible. I can talk from experience as I've attempted suicide twice.

I've attempted suicide twice, but I've kept fighting and I'm still here. 💖💪🏻

Suicide by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Hannah

Hannah backwards

Hannah backwards is Hannah

Hannah by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Seagull 

Government drones

I'm trying to change and there is a seagull peeping through my window, I hope it isn't one of those government drones trying to spy on me.

Seagull by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Screen Gems 

See: S from hell

Screen Gems is the programming service which brought us the scary ass logo consisting of a red S and a yellow background. Better known a the S from hell

Screen Gems by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Bipolar 

A bisexual polar bear

Bipolar bear

Bipolar by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Tickle my pickle 

Please will you

Tickle my pickle

Tickle my pickle by UltimateDoge June 11, 2022

Nincumpoop 

How a nincompoop would spell the word "nincompoop"

Person 1: You are a complete and utter nincumpoop

Person 2: Says the person who can't spell Nincompoop correctly, therefore you're the nincompoop yourself.

Person 1: Uhhhhhhhhhhh 🤯

Nincumpoop by UltimateDoge June 11, 2022