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The Smashing Pumpkins

The Smashing Pumpkins are an American Alternative rock band originating from Chicago. The band was formed in 1988 with Billy Corgan as the frontman, guitarist and the primary composer, D'arcy Wretzky as the Bass Guitarist and Jimmy Chamberlin as the drummer. A pretty fucking good band back in the day and I wish I wad alive during the time they were mainstream, but sadly I was born in 2004.

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is the most kick ass album released by The Smashing Pumpkins

The Smashing Pumpkins by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

Weezer 

Proof that nerds can also be rockstars

Weezer is proof that if you were bullied at school, that you can still aim high.

Weezer by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

Probiotic 

A substance which aids in the growth of healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

Probiotic by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Probiotic 

A substance which aids in promoting healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract in order to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

Probiotic by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

A9 

The longest road in Scotland notorious for it's high rates of traffic collisions.

"You were born on the A9 because that's where all the accidents happen"

A9 by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Weezer 

Proof that nerds can be rockstars

Fuck Sum 41, Fuck Blink 182. Weezer shits on them both.

Weezer by UltimateDoge August 15, 2022

Dr. Pepper 

If you want to drink something that tastes like calpol in high doses without killing yourself, then Dr. Pepper is a good alternative.

Since I'm too old to have calpol, I drink Dr. Pepper to enjoy the taste.

Dr. Pepper by UltimateDoge August 8, 2022