Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Boil

Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)

Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.

Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.

Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.

And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)

Boil by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024

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Color Check

A term used in BDSM (or any dom/sub situation) where the dom asks the sub for a color to communicate how they're feeling.

Green - Good to go

Yellow - Slow down

Red - Stop

"Color check. How are you doing?"

"Green!"

Color Check by Ubeenbamboozledson June 8, 2024

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yappacino

A slang term for verbal diarrhea. Often used on girls, especially ones that are obsessed with Starbucks (though this is not necessary), due to the punny name.

Bro I don't remember ordering a yappacino

yappacino by Ubeenbamboozledson June 4, 2024

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mental gymnastics

The act of going completely out of your way to come up with the stupidest, most incorrect take possible when the truth couldn't possibly be any more obvious.

Often overlaps with gaslighting.

People who think that Roblox is better than it was ten years ago are practicing Mental Gymnastics.

mental gymnastics by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2024