How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur

Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2024
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The Patience of Job

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
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Abe Vigoda

An Americanactor known for starring in Barney Miller and its spinoff, as well as The Godfather. He's also known for the numerous times he was the victim of a death hoax, to the point that it became a running joke among various actors and comedians, including Vigoda himself.

"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda

Born: February 24, 1921

Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)
When Abe Vigoda actually died, the news article about his death had the text "THIS IS NOT A HOAX" written in bold letters so people would know it wasn't another trick. He really was falsely reported dead that many times.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021
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G.I.R.L

Guy In Real Life. Used to describe male humans who use female avatars in online video games.
I often like to play as a G.I.R.L online to get hilarious reactions from simps. It's also nice to watch people help you out because they think you're a female.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2021
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Klutz

A clumsy person. Usually has a bad case of butterfingers, and the uncanny ability to fall upstairs and trip over the floor.
"Owen is such a klutz, he ran into the side of a wall and knocked himself out. Literally."

"For real?"

"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."

"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2021
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BigJigglyPanda

An overweight "homeless" guy with disturbing anger issues and an unbelievably irritating laugh that has been described as sounding like "A dying dolphin".

He's also a YouTuber.
The amount of people who don't realize that BigJigglyPanda needs serious help is downright appalling. The man broke his TV over a game of Mario Kart.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021
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Lee

1. A gender-neutral name, also spelled Leigh for the feminine variant

2. A term used by tickle fetishists to describe the person who is on the receiving end of a tickle torture session. (It's short for "Ticklee.")
1. My mate Lee is one of the greatest people I've ever met. We've known each other for more than twenty years.

2. Zara tends to be the lee in tickle roleplays.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
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