In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
One of the few songs by The Beatles where Ringo Starr is the lead singer. Also one of their greatest songs ever.
(Ringo)
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed into the sun
'Til we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
(All)
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed into the sun
'Til we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
(All)
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 24, 2021
A person with extremely strong political views who shoehorns said views into whatever post they see.
A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
Person: *Posts a picture of an orange cat*
Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"
Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"
Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2024
A form of "fashion" used by horny girls on Roblox to make their legs look "thicker," when it in fact makes them look retarded and grotesque.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 23, 2021
When a controversial event is happening, Urban Dictionary will take a completely one-sided view on the issue, regardless of whether or not it is actually correct, and stand by it no matter what. Anyone who expresses an opposite opinion gets downvoted to hell. This is what is called an "Urban Backdraft."
Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.
Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 02, 2022
1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it
2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.
Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!
Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 06, 2021
1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.
3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
2. A zodiac sign.
3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.
2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH
3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH
3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 09, 2021