Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Dethpicable 

"Despicable," but with a lisp. Used by Daffy Duck.

Bugs Bunny: *Tricks Daffy into getting himself shot*

Daffy Duck: You're dethpicable.

Dethpicable by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Daffy Duck 

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

Daffy Duck by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Wile E. Coyote 

An immortal being who falls off a cliff for every 1-2 minutes of his existence. When he's not falling off cliffs, he's either getting hit by a truck, or failing at using various ACME products.

All because he is desperately hungry, trying to catch a roadrunner who violates basically every law of physics and reality whenever it's convenient to him. The same also happens to the coyote...but only when it's NOT convenient for him.

Wile E. Coyote must have bones that are made of titanium.

Wile E. Coyote by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Dream

A dirty speedrun cheater who is worshipped by Tumblr even after it was proven that he cheated.

How stupid is Tumblr?

Well, they still support a guy who made a Minecraft speedrun which was proven to be a fraud. Fuck you, Dream.

Dream by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Aptronym 

A very fitting name for a particular person.

A criminal named "Rob Banks" would be an example of an aptronym. The opposite of an aptronym is an "inaptronym." (Ex. a philanthropist with the last name "Paine.")

Aptronym by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Sam and Dave 

An R&B duo consisting of Samuel "Sam" Moore and David "Dave" Prater. They were active for around two decades (excluding a brief hiatus) before they split up. They are best known for the songs "Soul Man" and "Hold On, I'm Coming."

As of December 2021, only Sam Moore is still alive. Dave Prater died in a car accident in April 1988.

Don't you ever feel sad
Lean on me when times are bad

When the day comes and you're down
In a river of trouble and about to drown

Just hold on, I'm coming

Hold on, I'm coming

Sam and Dave were great together. Their perfect voices made some pretty memorable tunes.

Sam and Dave by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Irish Exit 

The act of bailing on your friends at a party or activity without telling them.

Introverts are the undisputed master of the Irish exit.

Irish Exit by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021