male model

A male model is an awesome young guy with a perfect dick who likes to show off his athletic body.

When I was a seventeen-year-old teenager, some guy at the park swimming pool asked me if I wanted to be a male model, but I'd have had to move to New York.

by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

lick my sack

lick my sack is what a guy tells you, his cocksucker, to do while you suck a cumgasm out of his dick.

Matt always says "lick my sack" when I suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Splazz

Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.

I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.

Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

non-gasm

A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.

Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020