USAF Cadet 's definitions

quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.

Time for my quarantine masturbation routine.

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

key & keyhole

A key & keyhole are a guy with a big dick and his best friend's butt-hole.

My cadet roomie and I are like a key & keyhole!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

Sliquid

Sliquid is a slick liquid personal lubricant that I use to jack off with in my Fleshlight or bare-handed because I'm cut high and tight.

Hey Bud - pass me the Sliquid!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

tit-ring

A tit-ring is a metal ring that some guys get when they have a tit pierced.

I'm bi, but some of the other cadets think I'm gay because I have a gold tit-ring in my right tit!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

lube my tube

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.

Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

No-Nut November

No-Nut November is the entire month of November when a guy observing it is not supposed to bust a nut by jacking off.

I think that the way things have been going, I'm changing No-Nut November to Non-Stop November!

by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020

clinch / un-clinch

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.

When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!

by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021