USAF Cadet 's definitions

pillow-cum

pillow-cum is the wet-spot a guy has on his goose-down pillow after he blows a load on it.

Aww shit -- my pillow has pillow-cum all over it!

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2020

Marine Corps Salute

The Marine Corps Salute is a position every Marine takes -- on his back, pants down, legs up, with an asshole saying "Please FUCK ME" -- whenever he sees a USAF Cadet!

Every time I walk into a Camp Pendelton latrine, some dude gives me the Marine Corps Salute!

by USAF Cadet October 14, 2020

naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

Whittaker Bowl

A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.

I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

bust a nut

To bust a nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

It only took me three minutes for me to jack off this morning and bust a nut!

by USAF Cadet July 17, 2021

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he blows his load while smoking weed.

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020

smooch

smooch is what a guy does to another dude's asshole if he's trying to give him a randy rim-job.

Matt sometimes tells me to smooch his asshole when he wants me to kiss his ass.

by USAF Cadet June 13, 2021