flaccid

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm

Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

head-job

A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.

Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.

A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

cnut

A cnut is a young male's asshole.

Matt likes to fuck my cnut!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

cock cage

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.

It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!

by USAF Cadet October 09, 2020

spin-the-bottle

spin-the-bottle is a drinking game that some cadets play, where they spin a beer bottle and whoever it points to, has to chug a beer and then stick the beer-bottle neck up his boy-hole and give a blindfolded blowjob to the guys until he can guess whose dick he's sucking. The guys keep doing this if they don't have flight training the next day.

Some of the guys are coming over and we're going to play spin-the-bottle, if they don't have flight training the next day.

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

pubic hair cum

pubic hair cum is the cumgasm that squirts and then oozes out of a guy's dick and runs down his shaft and sticks to his pubic hair when he jacks off and has a cumgasm.

Fuck! I've got pubic hair cum after jacking off!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021