pussy-boy

A pussy-boy is a young guy -- hairless, with a tight pink asshole, a willing mouth who other dudes use to get their rocks off by fucking him in his mouth or asshole.

I think I'm my roomies' pussy-boy because they all like to fuck me in my mouth or asshole!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

stroke-gasm

A stroke-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gets when he strokes his dick and has a cumgasm.

I'm taking a 300mg Viagra, getting stoned, and having 3 or 4 awesome fleshlight cum-rush stroke-gasms tonight!

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

bareback

bareback means to fuck a guy in his boy-hole or mouth without wearing a condom.

My cadet roomie, Matt, always fucks me bareback -- he says fucking someone wearing a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat!

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

cock-holder

A cock-holder is another guy's mouth.

Matt asked me to be be his cock-holder when he was taking a piss in a urinal, so I held his dick in my mouth while he peed!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

naked water-skiing

naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.

Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021

asshole

A guy's asshole is the entry to one of his cum-holes where a dude can have an awesome pleasue-gasm.

My asshole is ONE of my cum-holes!

by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021