USAF Cadet 's definitions
To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.
A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
Get the Spit-Roast Deluxemug. A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!
Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...
by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020
Get the jack-off pleamug. An Adonis Dick is a guy who has the perfect cock -- it's cut high and tight, 8" long, with a 6" circumference, luscious, plump strawberry knob - perfect for sucking out cumgasms, and getting fucked in your boi-hole with.
My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021
Get the Adonis Dickmug. Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
Get the toilet cummug. A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
Get the dick-dogmug. by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
Get the can-jobmug. His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
Get the His Imminencemug.