Aussibum

Aussiebum is a brand of men's underwear that comes in a large variety of bright designs - they hug a young guy's boy-buns and slim hips and frame his package. When not free-balling or wearing a jock, it's one of my favorite brands along with Calvin Klein's whitie-whities.
Matt and I share each other's Aussibums - I don't even remember which ones are mine!
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
mugGet the Aussibummug.

self-fucker

A self-fucker is a guy with a big dick who likes to be fucked in his asshole.
I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
mugGet the self-fuckermug.

Best Buds

Best Buds are guys who hold each other's dicks while they take a piss in a urinal.
Matt and I are Best Buds!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
mugGet the Best Budsmug.

Coeur de Sucre

Coeur de Sucre means "Sweetheart" in French - and is one of the nicknames I call my little lab/pitt-bull mix girl, Deja Vu who went to heaven 25 Nov, 2020.
I'm really sad because I lost my little Coeur de Sucre.
by USAF Cadet November 30, 2020
mugGet the Coeur de Sucremug.

mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.
I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
mugGet the mystery blowjobmug.

lace curtains

lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.
I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
mugGet the lace curtainsmug.

suck-shack

A suck-shack is a glory-hole.
I'm horny - - let's go to the Colorado Springs suck-shack!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
mugGet the suck-shackmug.