Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.

Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

pitcher

A pitcher is a guy who prefers to fuck another dude's asshole to get his rocks off.

I'm versatile, but Matt is definitely a pitcher!

by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021

uncut

uncut is a dick that has not been circumcised

I've always wondered what it would be like to jack off with an uncut dick!

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

3 MINS

3 MINS means three minutes -- the amount of time it usually takes me to jack off and have a cumgasm.

Here at the Academy, 3 MINS is how long it takes me to take care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

spoiled rich-boy prat

A spoiled rich-boy prat is a guy who gets everything he wants, whose parents are wealthy, and who is arrogant, proud, and blond-haired.

My cadet roomie, Matt, thinks I'm a spoiled rich-boy prat -- dunno - maybe I am!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.

I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

peel

peel means to pull a guy's foreskin back to expose his dick-head.

I'm cut high& tight, so I can't peel my dick!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021