USAF Cadet 's definitions

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.

Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

cum-tracks

cum-tracks are the trails of dried cum that a guy leaves on his sheets from jacking off and not using a cum-sock.

Matt washed my cum-sock, so now I've got cum-tracks on my sheets!

by USAF Cadet November 1, 2020

e-stim

e-stim is the application of electric shocks to a guy's cock, balls, tits, and asshole to force him to have an electro-gasm.

Some of my roomies bought an electro-sex kit, and they used it on me -- using e-stim on my c-spot and nut-sack, they made me cum five times and I also had multiple dry-gasms!

by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Cum-dumpty tRumpty

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

cum-pumpkin

A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.

We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!

by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020

service

To service a guy, a dude sucks another guy's dick or lets him fuck your ass until he has one or more cumgasms with no reciprocation required or expected.

Matt sometimes wants ME to service his friends!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021