cafe-au-cum

cafe-au-cum is coffee with cum

My cadet roomie, Matt, makes me cafe-au-cum after jacking off his morning wood -gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

Trump-gasm

A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.

Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Go fuck yourself !

Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.

I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!

by USAF Cadet October 03, 2021

inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.

I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!

by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021

rim

rim means to kiss, lick, and fuck with your tongue another dude's fuck-hole.

My roomie Matt, likes to rim my boi-pussy before he fucks me with his raging boner!

by USAF Cadet November 06, 2020

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

Cum-Kleen

Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.

I've got a box of Cum-Kleen packets to clean myself up after I blow my load.

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021