USAF Cadet 's definitions
The Marine Corps Salute is a position every Marine takes -- on his back, pants down, legs up, with an asshole saying "Please FUCK ME" -- whenever he sees a USAF Cadet!
by USAF Cadet October 14, 2020
Get the Marine Corps Salutemug. "Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
Get the Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!mug. fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
Get the fleshlight secondsmug. tanks are a guy's nuts.
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
Get the tanksmug. head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.
by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021
Get the head-cheesemug. Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.
I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!
by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021
Get the Weener Cleener Soapmug. I was leisurely stroking my cock while watching porn for three hours, and I was leaking the whole time!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
Get the leakingmug.