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cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has while he smokes dope, jacks off, and has a cumgasm.
I plan to have a cum-rush cumgasm after I smoke this mish-mican!
by USAF Cadet October 5, 2020
mugGet the cum-rush cumgasmmug.

suck

To suck means for a guy to wrap his lips around another guy's fuck-stick and move his mouth up and down and all around on his rock-hard shaft until he has a cumgasm and you swallow all of it.
I love to suck Matt's circumcised dick!
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
mugGet the suckmug.

Blondie

Blondie is a nickname that my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me because I have blonde pubes.
A lot of the cadets call me Blondie because I have blonde pubic hair!
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
mugGet the Blondiemug.

fistee

A fistee is the bottom-boy who takes another dudes fist up his ass while he jacks off.
Some of my fellow cadets want me to be the fistee in a fist-fuck session, but I said NO WAY -- you're not going to stretch my tight pink hole!
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
mugGet the fisteemug.

tickle-corner

A tickle-corner is the folded sheet that my cadet roomie uses to tickle my nuts to make me have a cumgasm.
Oh shit! You're using that tickle-corner and I'm gonna cum!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
mugGet the tickle-cornermug.

Ben-Gay Fuck

A Ben-Gay Fuck is when a cadet gets fucked in his boy-hole by another cadet who uses Ben-Gay for a lube.
Matt gave me a Ben-Gay Fuck -- talk about a hot fuck!
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
mugGet the Ben-Gay Fuckmug.

Stupid !

Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
mugGet the Stupid !mug.

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