Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.
by USAF Cadet April 02, 2021
To waterboard a guy, several dudes hold another guy upside-down on an incline board and place a towel over his face, and then they throw water on his face, making him unable to breathe and he thinks he's going to die.
A bunch of my friends gave me a waterboard party today in the cadet showers -- they gave me a 300mg Viagra, held me down, covered my face with a shower towel, and jacked off on it until I had a several cumgasms myself because I thought I was going to die! I felt like I was drowning in my own cum!
by USAF Cadet November 07, 2020
a skull-fuck is when a guy grabs another dude's ears, forcefully face-fucks the guy's mouth until he has a throat-gasm and blows his load and then holds the guy's mouth on his fuck-stick until the last drop of his cum is swallowed.
by USAF Cadet November 07, 2020
A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.
I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
A bung-hole is a guy's boi-pussy.
by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020
A cum-sucker is a guy who goes to "Lover's Lane" type places looking for discarded condoms full of cum and squeezes every drop of somebody's dick-juice into his mouth and swallows.
As teenagers, my friends and I used to jack off in a condom and then drop them off on Grand View Drive so the cum-suckers would find them and eat our juice!
by USAF Cadet August 01, 2021