An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
Get the Ass Grommetmug. by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021
Get the bonerizemug. A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
by USAF Cadet June 04, 2021
Get the Jack-off Squiremug. splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.
I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
Get the sploozemug. A cum-tunnel is a guy's rectum.
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
Get the cum-tunnelmug. A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
Get the flat bamboo spoonmug. by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020
Get the the Hungriesmug.