USAF Cadet 's definitions

ass-brand

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.

Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

wood

wood is a guy's boner

Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021

uranus

uranus means your anus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

belly-button lint

belly-button lint is an accumulation of fabric particles that collects in a guy's navel and smells like cum.

I try to clean up my belly-button lint when I shower in the morning.

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

ball-bag

A ball-bag is a sac-de-noix.

Hey Matt -- lick my ball-bag and make me cum!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

oral bottom

An oral bottom is a guy who likes to suck other dudes' dicks and eat their cum.

I'm versatile, but I slightly prefer being an oral bottom.

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.

Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!

by USAF Cadet March 3, 2021