taint

A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.

I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

shrimp

To shrimp is for guy to suck another dude's toes while they're jacking off to give each other a shrimp-gasm.

Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!

by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021

Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

duck butter

duck butter is the accumulation of sweat, piss, and dried cum that collects on the glans of some uncircumcised males.

I sucked that cadet's dick and even his duck butter tasted good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

fist-fuck

To fist-fuck a guy, a dude pushes his fist up the guy's asshole and fucks him with it until and after he has a fist-gasm.

Matt wanted to fist-fuck me, but I said "No Way!" -- I heard it gives you hemorrhoids!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.

I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

slave-auction

A slave-auction is an auction of hotties where you can bid and maybe win the guy you won to do anything you want him to do.

Our soccer-team held a slave-auction and we all had to do different things, Matt had to do some dude's laundry, but I had to be my owner's sex-slave and ask him to suck his dick and get my boy-hole fucked!

by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021