squirter

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

Perfect -gasm

A Perfect -gasm is the -gasm a guy with a Perfect Dick has.

I suck the Perfect -gasms out of Matt's Perfect Dick!

by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021

park-gasm

A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.

Joey went for a midnight run and ended up having a park-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021

Ultimate Democratic Hoax

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.

Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

soap-gasm

A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.

Sometimes I give myself a soap-gasm when I shower!

by USAF Cadet November 09, 2020

run the train

run the train means for a group of five or more guys to line up to take turns fucking another dude in his asshole or mouth.

They wanted to run the train on me this morning in the cadet showers, so I let them -- took care of all their morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

chicken

chicken is an under-age boy who older guys like to have sex with.

When I was a chicken, I was constantly chased by chicken-hawks!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021