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penile

penile refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by having his penis stimulated.
All guys are penile by nature!
by USAF Cadet July 2, 2021
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blindfolded cum-tasting

A blindfolded cum-tasting is a masturbation game that a group of guys can play. One guy, naked, blindfolded and on his knees, has to eat the cumshots of all the dudes participating as they jack off on his tongue. The "taster" has to identify all the participants by the taste of their cum. They keep doing this until everyone is correctly identified, and then they choose another "taster" and do it again.
Several of our friends came to our pod last weekend, and we had a blindfolded cum-tasting -- what a cum-fest! I got cum-drunk!
by USAF Cadet July 3, 2021
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finger-tap-gasm

A finger-tap-gasm is the cumgasm a young guy has when he misses taking care of his morning wood at home, so he gets on the school-bus, takes a seat in back, and finger-taps his c-spot until he creams his jeans.
When I was in high-school, sometimes I'd miss my morning jack-off session and take care of my wood by giving myself a finger-tap-gasm!
by USAF Cadet July 4, 2021
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dental dam

A dental dam is a piece of latex sheeting (like a condom) that a guy can place over another dude's asshole if he wants to rim him without tasting his shit-hole.
I never use a dental dam when I rim Matt's asshole -- I like the taste of his butt-juice!
by USAF Cadet July 4, 2021
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69ing

69ing is when two guys simultaneously face-fuck one another.
My roomie, Matt, and I really like to get our rocks off 69ing!
by USAF Cadet July 5, 2021
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butt-crack cum

butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.
I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!
by USAF Cadet July 5, 2021
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asshole

A guy's asshole is the entry-way to his fuck chute.
Four dudes stuck their boners into my asshole last night and fucked me silly!
by USAF Cadet July 6, 2021
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