nut-ball

nut-ball is a game a lot of us cadets play -- first, everyone gets naked and sits on the floor with their nut-sack exposed. Then they take turns throwing a basketball at another guy's ball-bag. They continue this until somebody "scores" by getting a direct hit on the guy's nuts and he rolls on the floor groaning. The loser has to give a blowjob to all the other guy's playing.
Oh shit man, we played nut-ball last night and I lost so I had to suck everybody off and swallow their cum!
by USAF Cadet September 16, 2021
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tanks

tanks are a guy's nuts.
I jacked off three times in a row and my tanks are empty!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it
My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
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pocket-pussy

A pocket-pussy is a portable latex masturbation sleeve with a guy's choice of an oral, anal, or vaginal oriface for him to stick his dick in and work it around until he blows his hoad in it -- then he drinks his own cumgasm. May be used on another guy or guys' cock(s), and you can drink their jizz-gasm too.
I occasionally use my cadet roomie, Matt's, pocket-pussy, and blow my load in it and lick it clean afterward. Then I try to find some other cadets who want me to make them have juicy cumgasms - and I eat those loads too!
by USAF Cadet January 26, 2021
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tight sac-de-noix

A tight sac-de-noix is a firm container for a guy's sperm factories that he plays with while he's jacking his meat.
When I'm taking care of my morning wood, I like to play with my tight sac-de-noix!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.
Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
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taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.
The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!
by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021
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