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A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
Get the jerk-mate mug.Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
Get the Cum-Crust mug.This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
Get the jerk & clean mug.I was leisurely stroking my cock while watching porn for three hours, and I was leaking the whole time!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
Get the leaking mug.nut-ball is a game a lot of us cadets play -- first, everyone gets naked and sits on the floor with their nut-sack exposed. Then they take turns throwing a basketball at another guy's ball-bag. They continue this until somebody "scores" by getting a direct hit on the guy's nuts and he rolls on the floor groaning. The loser has to give a blowjob to all the other guy's playing.
Oh shit man, we played nut-ball last night and I lost so I had to suck everybody off and swallow their cum!
by USAF Cadet September 16, 2021
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Get the anal mug.dick-stink is the fishy smell of pussy-juice on a guy's cock who recently fucked his bitch's lower cum-hole and is now making you suck his big prong.
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
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