USAF Cadet's definitions

spit-roast

To spit-roast a guy, one guy fucks another dude in the mouth, while a third dude fucks him in the ass until they all have cumgasms.

Some other cadets gave me a spit-roast in the cadet showers earlier!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

Cadet Initiation

The Cadet Initiation is a series of tasks a new cadet has to perform when he becomes a cadet -- one of mine was to give a blowjob to any other cadet who wanted one - which was all of them!

I was really busy during the Cadet Initiation -- busy giving all the other cadets blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

Wonder-Bed

A Wonder-Bed is a thick foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I always look forward to going to sleep in my Wonder-Bed!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has while he smokes dope, jacks off, and has a cumgasm.

I plan to have a cum-rush cumgasm after I smoke this mish-mican!

by USAF Cadet October 5, 2020

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

cum

cum is the yummy cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he jacks off and has a cumgasm

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cumshot and sent ropes of cum flying!

by USAF Cadet September 25, 2020

cum

cum is the sticky, cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he has an orgasm

I love the taste of cum!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020