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jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.
Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
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Cum-Crust

Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!
I just sucked Matt's big banana, and now I've got his Cum-Crust on my lips!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
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jerk & clean

jerk & clean is what a guy does every morning when he has morning wood.
This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
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leaking

leaking is oozing pre-cum out of your dick when you've been stroking your cock for a long time.
I was leisurely stroking my cock while watching porn for three hours, and I was leaking the whole time!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
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nut-ball

nut-ball is a game a lot of us cadets play -- first, everyone gets naked and sits on the floor with their nut-sack exposed. Then they take turns throwing a basketball at another guy's ball-bag. They continue this until somebody "scores" by getting a direct hit on the guy's nuts and he rolls on the floor groaning. The loser has to give a blowjob to all the other guy's playing.
Oh shit man, we played nut-ball last night and I lost so I had to suck everybody off and swallow their cum!
by USAF Cadet September 16, 2021
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anal

anal refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by being fucked in his asshole.
I'm oral mainly, but I also like anal!
by USAF Cadet July 2, 2021
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dick-stink

dick-stink is the fishy smell of pussy-juice on a guy's cock who recently fucked his bitch's lower cum-hole and is now making you suck his big prong.
I smelled dick-stink on Matt's cock when he forced it in my mouth and said loudly, "Suck Dick!"
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
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