A Succubus is a young male spirit who visits a guy in his dreams and sucks him off -- the evidence and proof that Succubei exist is the guy's cum-covered sheets.
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
Get the Succubusmug. Seventh Heaven is the seventh longgg and cumtastic blow-job and cumgasm you have after you've taken 300mg of Viagra, smoked some Maui Wowie, snorted some cocaine, rubbed some "delay" cream on your dick, and then pass out at the gay baths so you can do it again when you wake up.
by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020
Get the Seventh Heavenmug. "Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
Get the Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!mug. A tight sac-de-noix is a firm container for a guy's sperm factories that he plays with while he's jacking his meat.
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
Get the tight sac-de-noixmug. Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.
Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
Get the Labor Daymug. taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.
by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021
Get the taint smellmug. The Cadet Oath is a pledge that all cadets make :" I wil not lie, cheat, or steal, and I will report any cadet who does."
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
Get the Cadet Oathmug.