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butterfly-kiss

A butterfly-kiss is the rapid fluttering of one's eyelashes anywhere that tickles on another person's skin.
Matt, my cadet roomie, gives me a butterfly-kiss on my nuts to make me cum when he jacks me off!
by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020
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battering ram

A battering ram is a big, long dick with a larger diameter head.
One of my cadet friends fucked me with his battering ram dick!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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greasy dick

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.
I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!
by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021
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Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.
Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
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taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.
The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!
by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021
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teen cum

teen cum is the cumgasm, a sweet/salty and tasty fluid, that a teenage boy squirts out his dick past his tits when he blows his load as he jacks himself off.
I eat my teen cum after I jack off!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.
I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!
by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021
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