USAF Cadet's definitions

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

rope

A rope is a long rope-like cumshot.

Matt jacked me off and I shot ropes!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

battering ram

A battering ram is a big, long dick with a larger diameter head.

One of my cadet friends fucked me with his battering ram dick!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

butterfly-kiss

A butterfly-kiss is the rapid fluttering of one's eyelashes anywhere that tickles on another person's skin.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gives me a butterfly-kiss on my nuts to make me cum when he jacks me off!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

dick-gasm

A dick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Maui Wowie and jacks off feeling like every cell in his cock is going to explode.

I smoked some weed, and I'm looking forward to an awesome dick-gasm!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

greasy dick

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.

I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!

by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021