USAF Cadet's definitions

taint

A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.

I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

cum-splash

cum-splash is the part of a guy's cum-shot that splashes back on him when he jacks off in a urinal.

I whacked off in one of the cadet urinals this afternoon, and now I've got cum-splash on my uniform!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

short & curlies

short & curlies are a guy's pubic hair

Max had me by my short & curlies today when we were wrestling!

by USAF Cadet April 19, 2021

Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.

I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!

by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021

self-sucker

A self-sucker is a guy who has a long dick and is limber enough to be able to suck his own cock.

I try to stay limber by being a self-sucker now and then.

by USAF Cadet April 30, 2021

fucking awesome

fucking awesome is how a guy feels when he's having a cumtastic jack-off session and blows his load.

I was taking care of my morning wood earlier -- it was fucking awesome -- I had a perfect-gasm!

by USAF Cadet May 4, 2021

head-over-the bed throat-fuck

A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.

My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!

by USAF Cadet May 5, 2021