703 definitions by USAF Cadet

-gasm

A -gasm is anything that makes a guy's cock feel cumtastic and cum-gasmic.

I sucked Matt's big toe and I had toe-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

self-sucker

A self-sucker is a guy who has a long dick and is limber enough to be able to suck his own cock.

I try to stay limber by being a self-sucker now and then.

by USAF Cadet April 30, 2021

Amazon-gasm

An Amazon-gasm is the cumgasm a guy can order from Amazon if he's desparate for another guy's cum.

My Amazon-gasm arrived in the mail today - let's party!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

prong

A prong is a long raging boner that a guy can support his weight on while being fucked by it.

Matt had me supported on his prong when he fucked me in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet April 11, 2021

p-spot

A guy's p-spot is his prostate, which is the target of the dude who is fucking your ass.

He kept hitting my p-spot when he had his dick up my ass, and I blew my load all over!

by USAF Cadet December 30, 2021

Seventh Heaven

Seventh Heaven is the seventh longgg and cumtastic blow-job and cumgasm you have after you've taken 300mg of Viagra, smoked some Maui Wowie, snorted some cocaine, rubbed some "delay" cream on your dick, and then pass out at the gay baths so you can do it again when you wake up.

Hey Matt -- I'm going to the gay baths - wanna cum and see if we can't find Seventh Heaven?

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.

Time for my quarantine masturbation routine.

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020