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tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
mugGet the tie the white boy down and shock his ballsmug.

leaking

leaking is oozing pre-cum out of your dick when you've been stroking your cock for a long time.
I was leisurely stroking my cock while watching porn for three hours, and I was leaking the whole time!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
mugGet the leakingmug.

Beercan

Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.
Beercan is coming to my room and I'm gonna try to suck a cumgasm out of him!
by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020
mugGet the Beercanmug.

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.
Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
mugGet the jerk-matemug.

Cookie Cum

Cookie Cum is the cumgasm that a guy deposits on a cookie when he's playing "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with his jack-off buddies.
I played "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with some of my buds Saturday night -- I lost so they fed me the Cookie Cum!
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
mugGet the Cookie Cummug.

dental dam

A dental dam is a piece of latex sheeting (like a condom) that a guy can place over another dude's asshole if he wants to rim him without tasting his shit-hole.
I never use a dental dam when I rim Matt's asshole -- I like the taste of his butt-juice!
by USAF Cadet July 4, 2021
mugGet the dental dammug.

head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.
I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!
by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021
mugGet the head-cheesemug.

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