USAF Cadet's definitions

butterfly-kiss

A butterfly-kiss is the rapid fluttering of one's eyelashes anywhere that tickles on another person's skin.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gives me a butterfly-kiss on my nuts to make me cum when he jacks me off!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

battering ram

A battering ram is a big, long dick with a larger diameter head.

One of my cadet friends fucked me with his battering ram dick!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

greasy dick

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.

I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!

by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021

Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.

Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.

The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

teen cum

teen cum is the cumgasm, a sweet/salty and tasty fluid, that a teenage boy squirts out his dick past his tits when he blows his load as he jacks himself off.

I eat my teen cum after I jack off!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.

I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!

by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021