USAF Cadet's definitions

gang-bang

A gang-bang is a sex-act where five or more guys take turns spit-roast-deluxe-ing another willing dude.

I got gang-banged today just because I got a boner in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

WOW!

WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.

I was sucking his dick and all of a sudden -- WOW!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

popcorn fuck

A popcorn fuck is when a guy puts popcorn up your boy-hole and fucks you until you both have cumgasms, and then pops the corn and makes you eat it - tastes like cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, sometimes gives me a popcorn fuck up my boy-hole, and fucks me silly, and when I force the kernals out of my ass, he pops them and makes me eat some!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

laptop cumgasm

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.

Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

tit-gasm

A tit-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-shot to or past his tits.

Matt jacked me off, and I had an awesome tit-gasm!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020