Urban Dictionary: Definitions by USAF Cadet

Buttercup

Buttercup is the name of my first pet cat, and also one of Matt's nicknames for me.

Buttercup by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

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two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.

Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!

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A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.

I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!

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Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.

Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!

Labor Day by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

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"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

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A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.

Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!

cunt-buster by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

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El Gato is what we call the cadet in our pod who sneaks around at night when we're asleep and jacks off and cums in our night water.

El Gato came around last night and shot a big load of his cum in my night-water -- I know who it is though - I recognize the taste of his cum!

El Gato by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

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