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Bumper - Brite

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.
Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!
by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021
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night-water cum

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.
My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!
by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021
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Chocolate Indian

A Chocolate Indian is a guy's big cumgasm-ready boner dipped in chocolate.
Matt shouted down the hall, " Hey Skip -- come wrap your lips around my Chocolate Indian!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Velvet Scorpion

A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.
My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!
by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020
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spooge

spooge is a thick, sticky, ivory-colored fluid that can ooze or squirt out of a guy's dick when he's jacking off.
When I was taking care of my morning wood, I squirted my spooge all over my face!
by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021
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iPhone sexting vid

An iPhone sexting vid is a video made to send erotic and cumtastic vids of sex acts.
My Cadet roomie, Matt, takes iPhone sexting vids of me sucking his dick, swallowing his cumgasm, and fucking my boy-hole -- then he sends it to other cadets!
by USAF Cadet October 28, 2020
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butt-hook

A butt-hook is a large rubber-coated meat-hook that some dungeons are equipped with. A dungeon-master shoves the hook up a guy's ass and supports his weight while the guy is blindfolded with his hands handcuffed behind his back. He then grabs the guy's ears or hair and pulls the guy's mouth over it to suck him off until the guy cums himself through the cock-cage he's wearing.
I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and while there somebody drugged me with Viagra and Chloroform. I passed out, and when I woke up, I had this butt-hook up my ass and was handcuffed and wearig a cock-cage. This naked dude was pulling my mouth over his cock fucking my boy-hole and one of the other guys doing it to me was Matt, -- I recognized the taste of his dick and cum! Then - I blew my own load!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
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