can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.

I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Succubus

A Succubus is a young male spirit who visits a guy in his dreams and sucks him off -- the evidence and proof that Succubei exist is the guy's cum-covered sheets.

Oh Wow! Look! A Succubus must have visited me last night!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

cunt-buster

A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.

Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!

by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021

XXL

XXL is the condom size I have to buy for my big dick.

I went to the pharmacy and bought some XXL flavored rubbers.

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!

Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021

wick-gasm

A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.

Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

Tim D-gasm

A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!

I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!

by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021